Thursday, September 2, 2010

King Cobra Malt Liquor - Beer Review w/ savethepolarbears79


We were recently "called out" by savethepolarbears79 and thought it would be fun to respond with a King Cobra review. We talk about King Cobra, malt liquor and respond to a few of savethepolarbears79 outrageous statements.

You can see his original video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_0eUw...

Partial Transcript: "BETTER BEER AUTHORITY I'M CALLING YOU OUT"

SHOW VIDEO OF US OPENING OUR 40S AND TAKING OUR FIRST SIPS TOGETHER.

On Tap -- King Cobra (VO OF STPB79 CHUGGING 40)

Hi, I'm James Knott and this is a special episode of the Better Beer Authority. We recently received a review request from savethepolarbears79. Roll the tape...

"I'M CALLING YOU OUT. IT'S TIME TO NUT UP OR SHUT UP AND GROW A PAIR OF NUTS. MOTHER********. KING COBRA PREMIUM MALT LIQUOR. TAKE YOUR FOUR LITTLE SISSY, P****, SCARED COWARD A**** DOWN TO THE LIQUOR STORE. GET YOU A BOTTLE OF PREMIUM MALT LIQUOR AND MAKE THE F****' VIDEO."

First, let's get a little info about the beer. King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor has been brewed by Anheuser Busch InBev since 1984. It is 6 percent ABV and is brewed with six-row barley malts and corn. Beeradvocate recommends pairing it with Indian or Latin American Cuisine.

Adam, describe the subtle nuances of the King Cobra Flavor.

ANSWER

Savethepolarbears79 has a special technique for enjoying his 40. Let's take a look...

CLIP OF SAVETHEPOLARBEARS79 CHUGGING A 40

Joby, why is it so important to drink Malt Liquor straight from the bottle?

ANSWER

Mark, describe the delicate aromas for us?

ANSWER

We have another clip. Let's watch...

"BETTER BEER AUTHORITY. BETTER BEER... BEER IS FOR B******. PREMIUM MALT LIQUOR IS FOR REAL MEN."

Scott, is beer really for b*******?

ANSWER

For those who don't know, Malt Liquor is beer. However in some states beer can be no more than, for example, 5% ABV, so beer over this limit is sometimes called Malt Liquor. American Malt Liquor has developed as a style where adjuncts like corn, rice and sugar are used to decrease cost and increase alcohol content. It is usually sold in larger sizes and nicknamed a 40 because of the common 40 oz bottle that it is sold in.

Adam, what images does drinking a 40 conjure up in your mind?

ANSWER

savethepolarbears79 had a few choice words about some of our panelists. Let's watch...

"BUNCH OF F***** B******. THE HOST -- WHAT A F*****' JOKE? ADAM CHEF HARMS - YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE 12. JOBY JOHNSTON -- ARE YOU HANDICAPPED? AND OF COURSE MARK SMITH. OH WATCH OUT. HE'S A TOUGH GUY. YOU'RE A F***** JOKE."

Scott, Are you disappointed that he didn't make fun of you? What do you think he would've said?

ANSWER

Joby, savethepolarbears79 would probably want us to chug these 40s. If we don't chug them does that make us a bunch of sissies?

ANSWER

Mark -- when I think about the stereotypical 40, I think of Olde English. What brands do you think of when you think Malt Liquor?

ANSWER

Real quick... Give us your ratings.

ANSWER

That gives King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor a (???). We're going to sit here and work on these 40s. Please drink responsibly. Thanks for watching. I'm James Knott and this is your Better Beer Authority."

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